Actually, screw it. I don’t care. If you want to watch poorly written erotic Twilight fanfic with creepy stalker billionaires who don’t entirely understand consent, that’s your prerogative. If you don’t want to watch it, that’s fine too. I’m pretty sure you’ll manage to find Bible verses to support your conclusion, whatever that conclusion is.
As for me, the poorly written erotic fanfiction based on a young adult novel that I’m waiting to be made into a movie is the Hogwarts and the Giant Squid slashfic. Yes, that exists. Yes, it is as terrifying as it sounds. You should probably, definitely, not click that link. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
