I don’t think I want to live on this planet anymore

Kim Kardashian’s political ambitions are being treated as if they’re a real thing. You might as well just shoot me now, I don’t think I can live in a world where Kim Kardashian’s political ambitions are taken remotely seriously, even if it is just Huffington Post that’s taking them seriously. We’re talking about a woman who got famous for being a friend of Paris Hilton who copied Paris’ route to fame and made a sex tape. She’s not even an original fame whore, she exactly copied another person’s route to being famous for absolutely no reason at all. And now she’s spouting opinions about how she was impressed by “Rick Santoro” and his daughters, and people are reporting on it as if it is political news. 

BRB, jumping off a bridge. The apocalypse is clearly upon us, the Mayans were right.