wilwheaton:

theonion:

Nation Would Not Be Surprised At This Point If Chris Brown Allegedly Traveled Back In Time And Punched Anne Frank: Full Story

Chris Brown is a piece of shit, and I can’t wait for him to fade into obscurity where he belongs.

And once again, The Onion nails it. Also, when half the country’s first thought upon hearing that Frank Ocean was the one who got punched this time was some variation of, “Frank Ocean? Maybe if we’re lucky Chris Brown will get charged with a hate crime and go to jail for a long time,” it should be a hint that it’s time for Chris Brown to reevaluate his life.Just sayin’