Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t write that parody of bad fanfic turned best-selling novel after all. Then again, if my stories become famous enough that I end up tied to those characters to the rest of my life, I’d be hating the world I created while rolling in dough, which would certainly cushion the blow. Then again, if James Franco can do Rule 34 Star Trek Kirk/Spock slash and call it art, maybe I could pull off some sort of reveal/pretentious claim that my terrible novel is a deep statement about the meaning of art. Right? Right? Or does pretentious glorified slash only pass as art if your name is James Franco?