What in the name of all that is good and right is John Piper tweeting about?

Tweeted tonight.

Whatever he was trying to say, all I can picture is young John Piper hiding behind a tree staring at the cool kids, silently fuming with jealousy. Or current John Piper peering out of an attic window, wishing for the freshness of youth that he can never reattain. 

Either way, it reads like the birth of a super villain. Or maybe I need to stop binge-watching Buffy. 

So creepy.