You know what we need? A Christian version of “Thrift Shop”– said no one ever

No, just no. I mean, there’s even an unironic side-hug reference. Back in the olden days, the church was a driving factor in creating music and art. Today, we’re unironically ripping off hipster rap–and no, this isn’t a parody because it’s not any sort of commentary on the original. It’s time to do better and actually make good art.