Kevin Swanson Bingo

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Inspired by the Kevin Swanson Watch bingo, Twitterer @Apostate_X created this handy dandy Kevin Swanson Bingo for you and all your friends to play along at home while you listen to K-Swizzle’s Generations Radio. Or, as we prefer to call it, the #KSwanComedyHalfHour.

The #KSwanComedyHalfHour is where you can learn about how Frozen turns children gay, how Girl Scouts turn children gay, how homosexuals are like cannibals, how lesbians eat feces (I think he saw Two Girls, One Cup, please, please, please nobody tell him about goatse), and well, you might be noticing a theme here. You’ll also learn about the Neronic Agenda (oh wait, that’s just continuing the theme of being obsessed with gay people), how pretty much everyone in Western thought is contributing to apostasy, about homeschool apostates, and well, how everyone who doesn’t agree with him is on the path to apostasy and may well end up like Kim Il Sung, who was, you guessed it, an apostate.

But don’t take my word for it, here’s the book trailer for Swanson’s book, Apostate, in which he’s playacting a dystopian future where people ignore his warnings and he ends up in prison for the crime of preaching against homosexuality. Yes, that’s what he thinks is going to happen. Have a look:

You can have all this and more if you listen and play along to the #KSwanComedyHalfHour.

Without further ado, here are the rest of the bingo cards so you can play along with your friends.

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Again, many thanks to @Apostate_X for creating the bingo cards, if I ever get around to moving to my own hosting I’ll add his K-Swizzle Bingo Card generator for endless fun.